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Yesterday I was making green tea
And I saw this man who was on the TV
I'll tell you what he told to me
He said he'd seen the Rake
And showed the picture of an abstract shape
Kinda like a naked man with claws

Man, can you believe that shit?
That there's this guy who says all this
On cable TV now
He probably read all that trash
Creepypasta's like that from back in the day
It's like he still believes in Santa or someshit

I knew right then and there that we surely all deserved to fucking die
I can only conclude that we were a mistake in God's holy eyes
Makes perfect sense that we're seeing disease mass shootings and all of that shit
If this guy's the best we got than I think that we deserve some of it

I'm still in disbelief
I just can't - are you fucking kidding!?
This dumb bitch got a TV show?
Is this what the world has come to?
Creepypasta monsters are the new bigfoot?
Someone find a twelve year old to stab me

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from All Things Must Blast, released April 2, 2021

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A one man band from Coachella, CA. If you're someone who appreciates aggressive fuzz guitars, eclectic influences, and/or punk energy, then this is for you.

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